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October 11 2017

timiddozer:

g i r l s … … girls……. girls…. girls… Girls.. Girls. GIRLS. GIRLS! GIRLS!!!! GIRLS!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!! GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!! ☆☆☆GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!☆☆☆ !!!!☆☆G☆I☆R☆L☆S ☆!!!!

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poplitealqueen:

glitchedpuppet:

a comic about critique based on a tweet

I swear, the amount of fanfic reviewers that need this drilled into their heads…

The function, the very serious function of racism, is distraction. It keeps you from doing your work. It keeps you explaining, over and over again, your reason for being. Somebody says you have no language, so you spend twenty years proving that you do. Somebody says your head isn’t shaped properly, so you have scientists working on the fact that it is. Someone says you have no art, so you dredge that up. Somebody says you have no kingdoms, so you dredge that up.

None of that is necessary. There will always be one more thing.

— Toni Morrison, A Humanist View, 1975. (via zamzamafterzina)
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thenannystate:

yesterdaysprint:

The Allentown Democrat, Pennsylvania, May 8, 1913

Shit dude, they sure do

cry-babe-punkk:

I’d like to give a very big fuck you to anyone who talks badly about janitors, trashmen, maids, house cleaners,ect.

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October 10 2017

draeneis:

someone: coca cola can remove rust from metal imagine what its doing to your body

me: pff getting rid of the rust idiot

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abigaillarson:

laughcentre:

oceanmaster:

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THIS IS THE CUTEST MOTHER FUCKING THING ON THIS SITE I WANT TO CRY

Having a bad day? NOT ANYMORE.

eatingwordswithkittywitch:

This post is me acknowelging that some people go onto tumblr to escape the real world and to soothe themselves after stressful experiences, so if they block or ignore social justice and news stories so that their decompression isn’t interrupted with yet more stress, it is not only no one’s business but it makes perfect sense.

Never judge people for not reblogging something.

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writers-hq:

Forever indebted to @mostlysignssomeportents for this one. 

adv3nturelust:

This is it: this is your sign. You’re brand new, refreshed, empowered to change. Your calmer, softer times are coming. Your confidence, your happiness, your bliss, is arriving. Self acceptance is easier, and taking care of yourself is no longer a chore, but something you look forward to. You start to feel replenished - you’re *you* again - and the next chapter of your happier life begins now.

Women Sometimes Fake Orgasms to End Coercive Sex

idonna-givaffuk:

thisisourwitchcraft:

mautlyn:

thisisourwitchcraft:

ultrababuji:

himteckerjam:

the-witchy-academic:

fats:

this shit is too real

the fucked up stuff that we go through when it comes to sex and how we are socialized to accept our own bodies as depositories for other people is so fucked. 

…I have done this so many times in my life 

Oh wow. Flashbacks

Yep.

Definitely. Pretend to orgasm and make sure he does so the torture ends. I remember a man who coerced me into having sex and I didn’t orgasm, and I didn’t pretend to, and afterwards he said to me in a condescending way: “you have to relax to be able to come, you know. You should relax more” …

“All of the women had been recruited to talk about consensual sex, and yet all of them also spoke about an experience where the sex was unwanted.

It’s important to note, according to the researchers, that none of the women used words like “rape” or “coercion,” even though the sex they described could reasonably be categorized that way. Instead, they merely described it as “bad sex””

Oh yes, this - many women can’t even identify that what they have been subjected to is actually rape, but call it “bad sex” or “a grey zone” at best. I did that myself and after ten years the trauma came like a flood wave. I think it can be for several reasons, but the biggest is probably how it is a general notion that women should be available, that sex is about pleasing the man, and that sex is something of a “duty” for women. So many women stand it and pretend to come to make it end but don’t know they have all the right in the world to protest and demand their partners take responsibility for this too. With sexual violence being normalized I fear we will see this increase, so we must raise our voices even more and make a stand against this, making it easiser for women to identify when they are violated, when real consent hasn’t been given as it should, when they are subjected to coercion etcetera. Because this is a tragedy.

I’m glad you added this because I have no idea why it wasn’t called rape from the jump

wlw:

u ever talk to those men that make u feel like u involuntarily logged into 4chan

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mjalti:

tbh i am not the person you want to be texting in an emergency, my notifications are off and i’m on Do Not Disturb. i haven’t had a ringtone since the dark years of ‘06. i’ll text u back in four (business) months like “hope that worked out, the Lord works in mysterious ways xx”

Reblog if you think this person deserves a big Toblerone

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jessamygriffindoujin:

spoopy2k15:

blue-dad:

[]if you Reblog this in 69 seconds Halloween will be x2 as good if no Reblog No more dank spoopyness in Halloween Reblog to save lives[]

REBLOG FOR THE SPOOPS

This is amazing, I can’t even see the loop

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oprahsboobs:

pudge-alicious:

THAT FACE OMG

:3 put me down

October 08 2017

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asgardian-viking:

highmachinegun:

waltersandmurdock:

bemusedlybespectacled:

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.”
-dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

“So i decided to fight robin and his merry men with my fists and kungfu”
“Just like that? Well its your funeral.”
Rolls dice for damage"the enemy mob is defeated instently because the pc focused most of their stats in strenght and agility"

“Are you kidding me?”

“I WANT TO CREATE A GIANT GINGERBREAD MAN”

“WHY”

“It’ll be amazing”

“How would that even work”

“I ROLL TO CREATE A GIANT GINGERBREAD MAN”

(A few rolls later)

“YOUR GINGERBREAD SON DIES DURING THE BATTLE”

“I WEEP FOR MY GINGERBREAD CHILD”

“what the fuck dude….”

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